The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM) in Nigeria!
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started
catching
monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back
to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of
monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey,
let alone catch one. The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at
N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his
assistant would now buy on his behalf. In the absence of the man, his
assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big
cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350
and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.
The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor. Then... They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere! Remember the last offer was 250 and he has sold all the monkeys back to the villagers at the rate of 350. Now who is loosing? MMM patrons, be warned doomsday is near. Welcome to # MMM.The world of Monkeys!
The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor. Then... They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere! Remember the last offer was 250 and he has sold all the monkeys back to the villagers at the rate of 350. Now who is loosing? MMM patrons, be warned doomsday is near. Welcome to # MMM.The world of Monkeys!
Source:*GUIDER CHUKS*
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